There is something incongruently grandiose about his productions that belie their actual budget or ultimate quality. The guy is a legendary producer who had a Corman-like prolificacy. For lovers of over-the-top, schlocky, or otherwise cheesy cinema, few names are spoken with more reverence than that of Dino De Laurentis.

In an effort to make this experience twice as unhealthy for you, I will also pair the film with a snack food item linked to the shenanigans in the film. Personally I have a library of bad movies I love and I will examine one every Friday giving the celebrated, if dubious, highlights as well as the technically existent flaws.

Everybody has one or two guilty pleasure films to which they subject their brains in full awareness of the film’s shortcomings.

Who doesn’t like bad movies? If you are currently raising your hand, you should know that I cannot see you through the screen and you just look ridiculous. I take all the lessons I failed to learn in film school, warp them with demented abandon, and splatter the resulting abomination all over cyberspace. Welcome back to Junkfood Cinema try it with bacon! This is the weekly internet column that proves to within an inch of certainty that any idiot can be a writer.

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